B+ for effort for United

You might know that our corporate airline of choice is United (or Untied as my fingers seem to insist on typing). Anyway the cool thing is that because the planes are ancient and the cabin crew geriatric there was a deal done that means that if we fly international business we get upgraded if there’s space.  So before you go all “oooooh get you” if you’ve ever flown on United you’ll know that’s not really _such_ a big deal.

Anyway for the first time I got to see one of the refurbished planes – and actually they aren’t bad. Crazily even in first in most United planes you still only get a choice of 4/5 progammes that aren’t on demand. But the new ones have – I watched Deception (not bad actually), Kung Fu Panda (liked it but then I’m a sucker for cartoons) and Sex and the City (wow how overrated is this? Yawn) all at a time when it suited me. There’s still the odd reminder of the age of the planes – such as ashtrays in the loos but otherwise not too bad at all.

The seat is also pretty nice  – all curvy with lots of secret hiding spaces for stuff. The only really unusual feature is a three point belt/ harness. I’ve never seen that on a plane before. Otherwise the thing goes flat. Which is nice if you want to sleep.

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Life of the jetset

Tradeshow season is back on so I guess the airmiles will rack up again. Here’s how yesterday’s fun and games started out:

2.50am alarm
3.00am struggle to wash and dress whilst being mystified that there is a 3am at the beginning not end of the day
3.30am leave house
3.35am really leave house only this time with all the stuff previously left on kitchen table
3.36am wrestle with sat nav which can’t find either the airport *sigh* or the car park I was planning to head to
4.55am arrive airport (eek it is further than I thought) – see signs for economy parking – things are looking ok
5.00am wow this place is miles away from the airport….still going
5.05am arrive Newark airport parking
5.15am still driving round f.ing carpark in bus. Grrrrr
6.10am flight to Dulles
7.30am arrival in Dulles – the worst airport on the planet
7.32am things looking up there is a Starbucks
7.35am it gets better – just seen sign to “International First Class Lounge”. Marvellous
7.41am after battling through the pikey hellhole, turns out that lounge does not open until 10am – exactly 30 mins after my flight leaves. Grrrrrr
7.50am found somewhere to sit and connect to Internet so I can do email
9.30am off to LHR

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Petrol shocker

Something very strange happened here the other day. Petrol prices (I still refuse to call it gas) went down. Now I’m very familiar with prices at the pump going up when the cost per barrel goes up – but I can never recall them going down when the price per barrel drops. What a fantastic surprise.

The price rises have been a HUGE source of wailing and gnashing of teeth here – with people even selling Corvettes and buying Smart cars because of the rise (as if you buy a Corvette for its petrol consumption). OK so it did increase significantly but compared to what we pay in the UK – it is still cheap as chips. I merrily fill my car with super-premium-with-knobs-on-petrol with a smile on my face. Usually a fill costs me about $40 🙂

Petrol

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Troubling signs

 There are many like it but this sign post outside my local pharmacy has troubled me for some time.

Troubling signs

There seems to be a sliding scale for the fines. What’s the difference in offence between the lowest and the highest fine? – $150 covers quite a lot of wrongdoing. Does it depend on the size of the car? the  duration of illegal parking, the spuriousness of the disability claim (sore finger, ingrown toenail, bad hair day)? or whether or not there’s an R in the month? We need to know!

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So wrong it has to be right

 Choc Martini

I just spent a few days last week in sunny San Diego. It was great to go out to have a choice of fabulous food ( and eat without running the danger of actually turning into a burger). One night I ate the best fish and chips I’ve had in yonks served with salt and vinegar 🙂 washed down with Rauchbier. The next night I went with some trepidation to a Hawaiian fusion restaurant. I’m still not sure what the Hawaiian was fused with (some Japanese in there, maybe French…?) although mercifully it didn’t involve sticking pineapple on everything….

Anyway, to round off a fabulus meal of Ahi Tuna and sushi I chose the restaurant’s signature “Chocolate Souffle Martini”. It sounds SO wrong but OMG it was amazing. Imagine a black forest gateaux distilled into a single rather alcoholic drink and you’d be close. Mmmmm.I’ve already planned my next trip back.

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Hold the front page…..NOT

I’ve mentioned the level of journalism you’ll find in some of the papers here before. Today I read a Pulitzer prize possibility in USA Today (the newspaper you step over when you leave a hotel room in the US). Anyway, today’s gripping front page news (below the fold but still front page) was that 21 year olds get shitfaced to mark the ability to drink legally. Who knew? Lucky we have such insights or we wouldn’t know what was going on in the world.

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Additional insights include the shock revelations that, during the 24 hours surrounding their 21st birthday celebrations 54% experienced a hangover (surely not), 34% threw up and amazingly 26% suffered embarrassment.

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When bigger is better

I know I spend quite a lot of time bashing some of the stuff out here (don’t mention the food – urgh). Anyway there is one thing that is waaaaaay better. Don’t laugh but it is washing machines. Yes they are butt ugly but they are HUGE so you can get masses of stuff in, but they also only need 20 mins or so to wash your clothes. The fact that they are ugly isn’t a drama as they won’t really fit into most kitchens anyway – as you can see this is in the cellar. I guess that’s why you don’t see them in Europe.

washing machine

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Turning into a boy here

I’ve never been much of a fan of TV stands. Well actualy that’s not quite true – they have always been in the same category as white goods and lawn mowers as far as how interesting they are to shop for. A girl going out to buy a TV stand must be the same as a boy going off to buy conditioner or hair straighteners. Anyway I finally gave in and bought a TV stand.

OMG this thing has transformed my life (OK not quite but it HAS transformed my living room). All the DVRs/ music stuff etc are no longer scattered around the floor with their accompanying tangle of wires and cables. This thing is fabuous. Unfortunatey I don’t have a before picture but here’s after:

TV stand

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World’s Largest Pheasant

One of the *ahem* unusual places that we drove through on the road trip was Huron, South Dakota. This small town has only one distinguishing feature – that’s the World’s Largest Pheasant (yes that’s right a 28 foot tall, 22 ton pheasant) perched on top of the Dakota Inn. Can you imagine sleeping in the room underneath? You’d be expecting that crazy bird to come crashing through the ceiling any minute.

Pheasant

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Breathtaking

Another thing that really struck me on the roadtrip is how much of the scenery is absolutely stunning. The trip took us as far as South Dakota, Wyoming and Montana. Touring round here was completely breathtaking. Here are a couple of tasters.

Devil’s tower

Montana

Yellowstone

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