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Bucks County Flying Trapeze

I know I haven’t posted in a while  – it’s all been a bit hectic. I did want to share something I got up to about a week ago though – my second go on the flying trapeze. I couldn’t believe it – over the last couple of summers one of the teachers at the circus school I go to has set up an amazing flying rig just north of where I live in beautiful Bucks county PA. You walk into a large field just off the river road and there you see this enormous trapeze rig. I’m pleased I’m not scared of heights because it is a long way up.

Anyway, I’ll cut to the chase – I had an amazing time and a little bit of the teachers’ awesomeness rubbed off – I managed a catch from a new position – splits.

Here you go – enjoy:

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Neoprene, Jim, but not as we know it

In my last post I didn’t really explain much about Discovery Cove – it’s a man made oasis of a park with various different beaches and saltwater lakes – one with dolphins, another with Rays, and others for just relaxing. It is beautifully done. They also have a massive aviary you can swim through to see many hundred exotic birds including peacocks and brightly coloured parrots.  The aviary could be seen as part of a meandering river that you float through on squashy inflatables, through waterfalls and past lush tropical undergrowth.

It really was stunning and relaxing but after the dolphin interaction, the most impressive element to me was the wetsuits. Now I’ve always been a bit of a water baby and have considerable experience with these things, not least of all as I’m a MAJOR blouse when it comes to cold water. I have worn my fingers out pulling them on and even spent a whole day in Swanage in my suit as it took so long to get on the first time. I’ve tried on many, many suits in my time so I thought that qualified me as pretty knowledgeable. Thanks to this not inconsiderable neoprene-based experience I also believed that, if you are any larger than *ahem* sturdily athletic, you have to get a custom suit made. Or so I thought until Orlando.

Our weekend in Orlando coincided with an unusual cold snap for Florida. That wasn’t too much of a problem once you are in many of the pools as they are heated to bath temperature, but the Dolphin pool was approx 20 degrees and of course the air temperature was pretty nippy to say the least. So on arrival my heart sank to see the wetsuits. After I’d trudged off pessimistically to the changing rooms I was surprised that the one I had slipped right on. OK it was a tiny but big but nothing too bad. Good start.

But the really amazing thing was that they had wesuits that were sized from “stick insect” through “sturdily athletic” right up to “OMG he’s beached, let’s push him back in”.  Actually there were a few of the latter being used while we were there. Now I’m not REALLY surprised because this sort of resort has to cater for the clientele they are likely to get. What I can’t understand is HOW ON EARTH do you design an all in one for these sorts of extreme body shape? I have absolutely no idea but kudos to whoever does.

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Like aubergines actually

A few weeks ago I had the opportunity to join the chap in Orlando, Florida for a couple of days. Now I must admit that this wouldn’t be my first choice of destination but we had his work to thank for a conference he was attending there. In any case, determined to get into the spirit of things, we went to one of the parks there – Discovery Cove . I have to admit that despite myself I really enjoyed it (no we didn’t meet Mickey). A particular highlight was swimming with dolphins – of course it was a carefully stage-managed interaction but none the less moving for all that. I’ve seen dolphins quite close several times while diving but I just loved the opportunity to stroke and swim with them. I loved that they are so curious and independent minded (the dolphin we were interacting with swam off for a bit to go and investigate some other people before coming back to us). They have big brains so really are amazingly intelligent – well, they lark around and play all day so they are definitely more intelligent than we are…

The real surprise is how they feel to the touch. They feel exactly like aubergines – smooth but firm to the touch.

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The house project

We’re having work done on the house! It is going to be fabulous but right now it is really rather disruptive  – we realised that staying put was not an option so we’re watching the progress from a flat up the road.

We’re going to end up with some good sized rooms and two bathrooms that you could swing a cat in (sooo exciting). I’ve been asked a few times for info, so I’ve just added a page above with pictures – under House Renovation. What do you think?

The house is currently in pieces and the whole project is looking quite daunting. I don’t like seeing the place in such disarray. It seems like there’s a long way to go before it is a home again. That said, the builders are working fast in between snow storms so we’ll hopefully be back in before we know it.

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The Amazing Calistoga geyser….NOT

My current favourite tourist attraction in the Napa Valley is Calistoga’s “Old Faithful” geyser, which features for miles around on giant roadside hoardings where it is billed as being “AMAZING”.

It isn’t amazing of course and it isn’t even particularly faithful anymore, going off multiple unscheduled times an hour.  I do think it is cool that superheated water gets shot out of the Earth on a regular basis – but I’ve seen the Yellowstone Old Faithful (which actually IS amazing) and this really doesn’t compete. What I like about it that it is in total denial. It just hasn’t come to terms with the fact that it is a faded attraction – a bit like many dying British seaside resorts, they keep going because no one told them not to bother anymore. The Calistoga geyser used to be Something once upon a time during the late 1800s when it was discovered. People used the volcanic mud as a cure for all manner of ailments and came from far and wide to the area. Since then it has become a bit of an also ran – and locals drilling geo-thermal boreholes for their heating systems seem to have knocked it off kilter a bit.

Richard and Anya being AMAZED

Richard and Anya being AMAZED

What makes this place really special for me is that inexplicably, in the next field to the geyser there are a selection of llamas, four horned sheep, and my personal favourite, Tennessee fainting goats. The latter are afflicted with an unfortunate genetic mutation that makes them stiffen up and fall over if they are alarmed in any way. They were used in Tennessee to prevent sheep from getting eaten by coyotes until they were almost extinct (funny that). In any case there were several of them in a pen. Disappointingly they were all lying down and not getting scared and falling over at all. Sadly I’ve had to rely on youtube to see them in action. It is completely hilarious though. You know you want to have a look. Go on.

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Return to Napa

Last weekend we made it back to California to visit the bikes which have been languishing in storage in Oakland since we rescued them from Denver some time before Christmas. Actually we were thrilled to find that they were still there as Oakland isn’t the most salubrious place…

Arriving Friday evening we had time for a very tasty dinner before falling into bed back at the hotel – which was a very pleasant if wildly over decorated affair – with more marble clad elements in the lobby than is normally seen outside the Las Vegas strip.

After near Olympic levels of Saturday morning kerfuffling we picked up the bikes and headed North towards Napa – actually an easy enough trip of about an hour. California is one of the few states that allow motorbikes to filter in between traffic and we made good time while many cars and trucks were held up by the aftermath of an inevitable prang or two. Actually most of the drivers couldn’t have been more helpful , moving out of the way as we picked our way through the traffic.

I’ll admit that taking a motorbike to a wine region doesn’t sound like the most sensible option. You’ll be pleased to hear that we chose scenery over tasting as bikes really are the most wonderful way to experience a place using all your senses. We did wash down a rather good deli picnic lunch with a glass of cheeky red however.

Enjoying a cheeky red

Enjoying a cheeky red

Napa in January is stunning in a different way to the warmer months. The vines are dormant – with row after row of stumpy twisted trunks visible as opposed to the usual abundance of vines and grapes (they look like those mandrake root creatures in Harry Potter in fact) but the rolling scenery is breathtaking and the soft colours are no less beautiful than the usual verdant green. I particularly enjoyed our early Sunday morning ride up the Silverado Trail past mile after mile of vineyards where the morning mist was still just hugging the ground. I could have lingered for hours and would love to have stopped for pictures but time constraints and the fact that it was bloody freezing pushed us on.

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The Lotus Evora comes to the USA

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This week I was lucky enough to see a Lotus Evora – one of only two in the USA right now. It’s the first mid-engined 2+2 and the only car in its class to deliver a top speed of around 150mph, acceleration of 0-60 in under 5 sec AND impressive fuel consumption of around 30 mpg (that’s the smaller American gallons). I was curious to see how the Lotus motto of “add lightness” has translated into a car that can deliver those sorts of stats.

My first impression was that it is quite a looker – it’s what the love child of a Ferrari 430 and a Lotus Exige might look like. Muscular and purposeful whilst still managing to look sleek and elegant. The angular air vents on the bonnet make the stunning curves look masculine and somehow you forget there’s a back seat  – the shape just looks ‘right’.

The cabin itself was quite a surprise, not least of all because you can get in there easily. With the Elise, I’ve always felt like I belong to an exclusive club of people who can (relatively) elegantly enter and exit. The Evora has lower sills so pretty much anyone can join the club. Once you are sat inside the big shock is that it is actually really plush in there – padded (yes padded) seats and beautiful if somewhat off-puttingly bright red, stitched leather around the dash and centre console. All the shiny steel buttons are stylish and nicely finished (no more dodgy plastic switches!). There’s also quite a lot of kit for a Lotus  – aircon, touch display for sat nav, not to mention all the ipod/ Bluetooth connectivity you could wish for. This almost makes you forget that there’s all this space behind the front seats. Two more, beautifully upholstered seats in fact. Although like all other 2+2s, anyone who wants to sit in the back has to concertina themselves and sit sideways – which I did. And it was OK, but then I am quite bendy.

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The visibility out of the back is astonishingly bad. The rear window is like one of those castle slit windows so it lets some light in but it is no good whatsoever for actually seeing what’s going on out there.  Frankly, George Clooney could be on the back topping up his tan and you’d be none the wiser. The Lotus answer to this is the optional parking camera.  I’m not convinced that’s the best solution.

One element that is notable for its absence is the start button. I’ve always thought this was a real toy for the boys. I don’t miss it at all.

So what about the engine? Lotus has gone back to Toyota for the engine – this time taking the 3.5l V6 used by Camrys. They’ve added some of their secret sauce though, squeezing almost 280 bhp out of it.

Enough of the features- how does it drive? Well the first impression is that this is much heavier than the Elise, so it felt like a really substantial car. The ride is a LOT softer too. I’m more than used to feeling every contour of each matchstick I run over, but I do appreciate something a little more forgiving, particularly on the dreadful roads round here.  The power delivery is fast and smooth, and the red line arrives surprisingly quickly, accompanied by much dashboard flashing ( I quite like that).  Unfortunately the test ride was short and didn’t really include much in terms of corners – however on even a short it was clear that that the usual Lotus road hold and cornering were all there. As for the brakes. OMG they were sharp. Used to the impressive anchors on the Elise, I don’t think I’ve ever got into another car and found the brakes better. In fact they were so amazing I imagine they’ll be detuned a bit for the full production version.

So all in all –I thought it was a really impressive car. All that experience of adding lightness has meant that Lotus could add some seriously luxe features whilst maintaining impressive performance. I’m a purist though so I still prefer my Elise but for those who like their luxury, the Evora is an awesome alternative for the 911 crowd – it’s just a but more special.

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They have brains too you know

Before actually experiencing the dog sledding first hand I have to admit I did wonder how the musher steered his dog team without reins. The answer is completely obvious – he tells the lead dog where to go by shouting out left, right, straight on etc (or actually haw, gee etc). I’m ashamed that I didn’t immediately work this out. These dogs are above average clever – of course they will follow commands.

That led me to think more about the bears with their enormous heads, most likely crammed with huge brains. What are they thinking when they amble around the tundra? Are they simply wondering if there’s some seal to be had over the next hill, or are they contemplating the meaning of beary life?

One bear in particular intrigued me; he’d loped along to stand about 5m from the bus. Then he just stood there stock still for ages, not quite looking up at us, in fact he almost looked shy. Half of me couldn’t help thinking that he was pretending to look all cute and cuddly in the hope that one of us would jump off the bus. The other half thought that maybe we were parked right next to his favorite sleeping spot. Or just maybe he loves to be the centre of attention  – between us we took thousands of pictures while he posed. Who knows what was on his beary mind?

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When it comes to the mush….

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On the third and final day of our artic adventure we were fortunate enough to visit a Dog sled racing kennel in Churchill – Wapusk Adventures run by champion musher Dave Daley. The visit was a tour of the kennels and a brief insight into what it takes to run a dog sled team. What came out of it very clearly was that Dave cares very much about his dogs. He considers them to be athletes, so makes sure that they have the best food and the best care available. They have high quality paw ointment, muscle rubs and high protein, high calorie food and lots of it. When they are training they consume many, many thousands of calories a day which costs an absolute fortune. Which explains the tours. The care and attention shows in the dogs – they all look glossy, happy and extremely healthy.

One surprise was how small the dogs are. I imagined powerfully built, seriously furry huskies, but these dogs were smaller, wiry animals. According to Dave you wouldn’t back a 200 lb marathon runner and the same is true of dogs.  They are beautiful creatures – I was quite tempted to take one home. In fact I could probably have smuggled one out under the 18 layers of fleeces I was wearing.

Building up to the sledding, Dave and his son started getting the dogs ready. All of the team in the kennel nearly went mad with excitement when the harnesses came out and then howled with disappointment when they realised they hadn’t been chosen. These dogs want to run.

When we were actually on the sleds, the true power of those dogs quickly became clear – at a gentle trot they could easily pull up to four people on the sled without apparently trying. It was a great experience – gliding through the snow, watching the world streak by. Unusually for me I didn’t remotely miss having an engine.  I can imagine how it could become addictive quite quickly, being out in the elements with your team of dogs. I can’t begin to imagine how tough though – many hours of solitude, often in total whiteouts, in the middle of nowhere, in unbelievably cold temperatures. Brrrrrr

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Polar Safari

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We’ve just had the most astonishing two days on Polar bear safari – an experience that I don’t think I’ll ever forget.

Both mornings started at the Lazy Bear Lodge to the sounds of the strangely percussive water system and the sounds of the heavy-footed Heffalumps upstairs getting ready to go out. Excited about what was to come we were soon adding to the strains of Churchill plumbing before breakfast.  Before long we were on the bus heading off into the pre-sunrise gloom. Each day we were chauffeured by different vehicles –each unique to Churchill. The first was a Tundra buddy – a strange armoured, four wheel drive vehicle (imagine the automotive love-child of a hummer and an amphibious vehicle and you’d get the picture). The second was an off-road school bus. Both had monster tyres, 4-wheel drive, very unforgiving suspensions and a viewing platform bolted onto the back.

On the first day we had barely set off bouncing across the tundra in search of polar bears when first one appeared in the distance – a young male out for his morning constitutional. Soon after we caught sight of a mother and her two cubs. We watched these amazing creatures for some time, following them as they sniffed the air, and cautiously avoided the large males in the area. The noisy chatter in the buggy had given way to a stunned silence, punctuated only by the sounds of camera shutters clicking again and again. Many of our fellow travellers were part of a photographic tour and consequently brought a serious amount of kit. Before long we developed a serious case of lens envy as we saw some of the group using scopes to take dramatic close-ups of bears before we could even see them through our cameras.

Time flew by astonishingly quickly as we watched many, many bears as they went about their business. They seem to amble along without a care in the world but they actually cover a lot of ground. They gather in Churchill at this time of year waiting for the ice on Hudson Bay to form. When the Bay freezes, the polar bears can get onto the ice to hunt their favourite meal, ringed seal.

Luckily for us, many of them were in the area– we must have seen over 30 bears on the first day . The second day we managed to see several at very close quarters. In particular at a dog kennel, a number of bears and the dogs have formed some sort of friendship. The bears hang out with the dogs hoping to share in the food that is handed out, and rather than attacking the dogs, they just reclined peacefully among them (bears are great recliners). We were so close to some of these it was tempting to reach out and touch them – they looked so relaxed and harmless, but just looking at those massive paws with the huge claws was enough to remind us that wasn’t the case.

It was really encouraging to see that the bears weren’t troubled by these strange busses that bristled with telephoto lenses.  Sometimes their meandering paths took them right past the bus, sometimes not. They didn’t seem to change their behaviour at all. At this time of year they are hungry, waiting to go and hunt the seals, so to save energy they lie down a lot – some literally stopped in the road and had a cheeky nap right in front of us.

It has been such a privilege to see these animals in their natural habitat. I’ve only seen one or two in zoos and only now can I start to understand why they look so miserable – because they are. They are meant to roam for hundreds of miles across the ice and snow, swimming for miles to catch the seals they love to eat – they shouldn’t be cooped up in tiny enclosures in weather that is ridiculously warm for them.

Speaking of temperature, despite the fact that the locals all thought it was a heat wave, it was COLD. The days, while short, were mostly bright and the temperature was around -3 but it felt MUCH colder. When we were taking pictures, either on the viewing platform or on the bus through the open window it was freezing. By day three I felt like I was wearing ALL my clothes.

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